"My good sir I need my rare and extremely light and agile giant roach hide shield repaired, I trust you have the skills," said Luscious Von-Harris as he tossed the seven foot tall shield to the Slovenstine. As Slovinstine walked to retrieve the shield his limp became apparent and revealed a large hump on his back as he bent over to retrieve the shield.
"My good sir I must inquire as to how all those shards of metal became embedded in your arm and face."
"A failed experiment," he snorted as he began to pound away at the shield.
Feeling unwelcome Von-Harris pardons himself to get a drink, "your shield is done," says Slovinstine as he turns to find no one waiting to pay, "Curse you Von-Harin...Von-Haren...Von-... I swear to take revenge upon you with the very shield you so brazenly mock me with."
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