Sunday, April 25, 2010

3rd Book of Tyrants 28:9

Within the chambers of the ovarian obelisk surrounded by silk curtains atop a pile of pillows lay the the prime minister Ted reciting the ballad of his encounters with the Kragadorian beast to a harem of women as they pleased them selves to his large forehead while unic slaves massaged their feet and stirred a massive cauldron of potpourri.

"And each time I layed with the Kragadorian beast my powers grew greater still," he exclaimed as he trust the gorgarian horn cod piece in to the air, "I achieved immortality three fold." As the women swooned at his story, to appease their lust he unlatched the chains that kept the cod piece atop his groin and cast the 75 stone piece aside crushing a unic. he then dove into the harem as hte wemon giggled and shouted.

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