2nd Book of Tyrants 1.1

"Vengeance on Von-Ryan" Shouts a gangly bearded man with large ears and a pronounced forehead as he hobbles down a road holding a silver pike in one hand.

In the distance he sees a abstract mass almost seven feet tall, he heaves his pike in its direction and feebly charges across the ground.

"Aghast," shouts a faral character as he jumps out from behind the massive shield.

"For a moment I thought you were my nemesis Von-Ryan," said the bearded man.

"I too search for a nemesis said the feral man, his name is ... What did say your nemeses name was?"

"Von-Ryan" proclaimed the bearded man.

Yes that was his name said the Ferrel man, the man we seek is one in the same, join me Slovinstine in my quest of vengeance."

"Yes I am the great, immortal, and knowledgeable wizard who's powers have shattered empires and slayed dragons for over 3000 years. My very name has frozen knights with terror and caused kings to end their own lives to escape my wrath greater than the gods them selves. My name is one that must be spoken softy as to not strike old women lame or deafen children."

"What is this name my lord?" asks Slovenstine as a quiver shoots down his hump.

"I am known among mortals Ted, Ted Jones."

Slovenstine' s eyes fill with tears and vomits upon hearing the name, as he falls to his knees he loses control of his bladdrer then faints as his body falls in to a pile of horse dung aside the road he loses control of his bowels. as he lies in the horse dung and his own dung his nose begins to bleed.