3rd Book of Tyrants 29:6

"My lord I love Angileen so much I feel like I can"t control my self every time I see her, I would rather die than be separated from her for even a single night." Pleaded the criminal before the Eternal President Carpathia in the chamber of truth and reconciliation. "How can you say you love her if you cant even eat her poop, honestly how can you?" said Carpathia, "I shall give you a light sentencing for your youthful misguidance, you will be fined all of your assets and belongings, you shall also attend 12 months of Carpathian reeducation coarse. Upon rehabilitation you shall be hanged for four days to serve as an example. As for the harlet Angileen she shall be rehabilitated in my chambers for the next two weeks or until I grow tired of her presence."