Sunday, July 29, 2012

Book of Kings 3:1

"There is an eyelash in Carpathia's broth.  Who is responsible for this hideous crime against the federal dictatorship?  No one wishes to answer... Then you shall all die."

As soon as the words were spoken Slovinstine activated a dastardly device.  As he worked the pump the device sprayed flaming oil on the group of children that had prepared the meal for their great leader.

"This is Carpathia's finest name day to date," proclaimed Carpathia as he watched the burning children scurry about the great hall.

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