Once again Saint Patrick's Day came and went again this year without me noticing. Which once again brings up one of the great questions of our age... Why do the Irish worship leprechauns (the people not to be confused with the movie)? I could understand if the film the holiday was based on was serious but in my humble opinion Leprechauns (the movie not to be confused with the people) was one of the most over rated comedy films of the 80's and the 80's was one of the most over rated decades of time.
I have conducted much research on the Internets trying to shine some light on this cult. And thus far I have made 2 verifiable discoveries.
1. Leprechauns are in fact from space.
2. Barack Obama's real name is Berry Soetoro.
Perhaps my confusion would be less confusing if I could understand the connection between leprechauns and the rise in power of the gay community. It will most likely take years of tireless research but I suspect I will inevitably discover the truth behind this strange holiday.
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