The rusted chains jingled as the Gay Lord was dragged from the dungeon and tossed at the feet of The Great Leader Carpathia. The Lord was gaunt and pale from lack of food and sun. Traces of his green eyeliner still clung to his eye lids lending him a queer and freightening look.
"This is the one?" Inquired The Great Leader Carpathia.
"Aye," cracked the one eyed dungeon master.
The Great Leader Carpathia turned to his wise council Slovenstine. "Can you prove he is a gay sodomite with scientific methodelogy?"
Slovensteine was silent for a moment as he scratched at a metal shard embeded in his arm.
"Then perhaps you shold try."
Slovenstein grinned, "I may not be able to prove his guilt to you, but I know of one who may. Her name is Moonchina and she is the wisest of women."
The Great Leader Carpathia pointed his wooden arm out the great window. "Bring her too my council and waste no time in doing so."
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