"With the Gaylords to the south broken we can martial our forces and march on White Spring and lay siege to the castle Fair Weather, their boy king will break by winter," proclaimed the great wizard Ted.
"Winter draws ever near," Warned Slovinstine.
Lord Carpathia pondered for a moment. "If we march to White spring our rear would be exposed to any force the Gaylords could muster. They could easily hammer us into the ground when we broke to make camp."
"Then we shall smash their supply lines, order our men to burn every hair salon and accessories shop from the border to White Spring. Let us see how these Gaylords fair with frizzy hair and last seasons cod pieces," Proclaimed Ted.
Carpathia smiled. "Go forth and take what what you will."
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