Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Book of Kings 9:18

Ted summoned a great lighting bolt which he shot at the young King Yarsen.  Yarsen tried to dodge but was grazed, falling to a battlement below.

As he struggled to regain his footing he heard a great horn echoing thought the castle walls.  A great host of men form the Bi-Bar stormed out of the woods clad in leather and wearing strange masks.  They took Teds host of summoned stone frogs from behind, smashing them ruthlessly as one would only expect form kin of the Gaylord.

"We are saved," shouted Erick first of the sworn swords.

Yarsen raised his sword to Ted once again.  Erick rushed to his side clutching his sword in one hand and dirk in the other, but in a flash the wizard disappeared.

"We have not seen the last of him I fear."  Proclaimed Yarsen to Erick.

Book of Kings 5:9

"With the Gaylords to the south broken we can martial our forces and march on White Spring and lay siege to the castle Fair Weather,  their boy king will break by winter,"  proclaimed the great wizard Ted.

"Winter draws ever near," Warned Slovinstine.

Lord Carpathia pondered for a moment.  "If we march to White spring our rear would be exposed to any force the Gaylords could muster.  They could easily hammer us into the ground when we broke to make camp."

"Then we shall smash their supply lines, order our men to burn every hair salon and accessories shop from the border to White Spring.  Let us see how these Gaylords fair with frizzy hair and last seasons cod pieces," Proclaimed Ted.

Carpathia smiled.  "Go forth and take what what you will."

Friday, August 3, 2012

Youtube

My first attempt at making a splash on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFB4tzD_Y5s&feature=plcp