Bye

I have spent a lot of time and effort on this site (beleve it or not) but have decided to focus my efforts elsewhere.  To all the bots that probe this site good bye and thank you.  I will leave this site up for a time just for laughs.  But for now this is good bye.

I have neglected this blog for some time.  But have decided to change things up while returning to the fantsy roots this blog once sort of had.  I have decided to offer a plethera of fantasy books a co-worker abandoned, not for sale but for intresting trades only.

Some of hte books include:

Hard Cover:
Seeds of Betryal by David Coe (missing dust jacket)
The Edge Chronicles 8: The Winter Knights by Paul Stewart & Chhris Riddell
The Eye of The World by Robert Jordan
Deltora Quest 1-4 anthalogy by Emily Rodda
Deltora Quest 5-8 anthalogy by Emily Rodda

paper Cover:
Sword Dancer by Jennifer Roberson
The Dungeon vol 1 by Philip Jose Farmer
Baldur's Gate 2 Shadows of Amn by Philip Athans
Sons of Spellsinger by Alan Dean Foster
Thunderscape The Sentinel by Dixie Lee McKeone
Weaver of War by David Coe
D&D The Saga of Karga Kul by Alex Irvine
D&D The Temple of Yellow Skulls by Don Bassingthwaite
D&D The Eye of The Cgained God by Don Bassingthwaite
D&D Amber and Blood by Margaret Weis
D&D Dragons of The Hourglass Mage by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman

Tons of books form the dragonlance series (D&D tie in as far as I can tell) too many to name but abour 20 so the better part of hte series.

Leave comment below if intrested.  TRADE ONLY

The Tome of Martals 40:12

"For the gay king in the north," shouted the crowd in unison.  The young Gay Lord stepped forward and bowed. "My predecessor died without issue, as the Gay Lords so often do.  But I will lead with honor and dignity as he did before me.  The crowd cheered again.  Though our host was smashed our solders are slowly returning, as I speak many of them are being refitted with clean cloaks and this seasons boots.  Soon our forces will be poised to strike again and the men of the west will know the wraith of the Gay Lords."

St. Patty

Once again Saint Patrick's Day came and went again this year without me noticing.  Which once again brings up one of the great questions of our age... Why do the Irish worship leprechauns (the people not to be confused with the movie)?  I could understand if the film the holiday was based on was serious but in my humble opinion Leprechauns (the movie not to be confused with the people)  was one of the most over rated comedy films of the 80's and the 80's was one of the most over rated decades of time. 

I have conducted much research on the Internets trying to shine some light on this cult.  And thus far I have made 2 verifiable discoveries.

1. Leprechauns are in fact from space.
2. Barack Obama's real name is Berry Soetoro.

Perhaps my confusion would be less confusing if I could understand the connection between leprechauns and the rise in power of the gay community.  It will most likely take years of tireless research but I suspect I will inevitably discover the truth behind this strange holiday.

The Tome of Mortal 30:19

"We are warriors sworn to the service of the Sky Lord," proclaimed the bearded warrior.

"And tell how you know the will of the Sky Lord?"  Asked Ted.

"How dare you question our means.  We know the will of the Sky Lord as a Bird knows it's way east, we tend to his teachings as a lamb would tend to it's clutch of eggs."

The Tome of Mortals 30:18

"If you wish to prove your love to this woman before Carpathias court, then make love to her anus, here and now for all to see."

The Tome of Mortals 30:9

"enough with these bards of antidotes, Carpathia declares this lude form of humor is no entertainment fit for Carpathia's court."

With a clap of Carpathia's hands the 'comedian' was put to the spear and his body was tossed from a window to a cesspool.

"Now bring me a troop of tumblers and a dwarf for some proper entertainment."