Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Book of Tharasis 21:3

The man in the tattered cloak laughed at the young prince.

"I am the wise wizard of the wood.
Learned in the ways of the lichen,
benevolent as a bee hive
wise as the wind."

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Book of Tharasis 17:9

And when Yarsen son of Tharasis came to the port of Dark Haven he meet the explorer Pelicore, who sailed the seas in a ship clad in brass.

the young prince approached the wily sea captain and asked for passage up the icy river Ett.

"I do not sail north young lord," replied the captain between sips of wine.

But like his father, Yarsen was wise and would stop at noting to achieve the passage he sought.

"I was told you were the greatest of captains. I suppose those tales were form a day long past."

The captains snorted. "Boy haven't you heard speak of alchemists and astronomers as of late. The world is said to be round. How can one sail with out sliding off its edge?"

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Book of Tharasis 15:9

His seventh son, the strongest and wisest of all his sons wished only to be a kennel master. He took great delight running with the hounds during the hunt, and making camp among the wilds.

To this end the wise king sent his son on a journey to the Kingdom of Rhal to bring back the finest hound to lead his fathers hunting pack.

Little did the boy know the Kingdom of Rhal was ruled by the Canis Rex the Hound Lord.

Book of Tharasis 14:4

A dark time fell upon the land. Even Tharasis was doubtful of the future.

He looked to his general for courage, but was frightened to see he had fallen ill.

He looked to his jester who was purring corner while his cat was dancing on the table, and he knew all would be well.

Book of Tharasis 12:1

Tharasis had seven sons six of whom wanted to be king. Tharasis was wise and knew a land with too many kings was a land torn by war and suffering.

To solve this problem he had his six sons fight to the death the surviving son became king of all the land.

Book of Tharasis 8:4

Tharasis was know as the wisest king an all the lands, and it was to this end that many came to him for his council.

Two women came before him, they quelled over the maternal origin of a babe. Tharasis looked at both of them and declared:

For the sake of the child, he will be handed over to a pair of gay sodomites to be raised, for both of you are unfit mothers.

And all in council agreed Tharasis was truly the wisest king on all the lands.

Monday, March 12, 2012