The Metric Resistance 22:7

Rercalcitrix stormed into the medical office only of find the Meeter brothers tending to their wounds. With a mighty yell he charged the two, only to be met with a bucket of luke warm water in his face. the water washed the dung and leaves from his face reveling his handsome porcelain skin. "Gaaa... What is this vile concoction you have thrown in my face that feels ever so refreshing?"

"Its water with a bit of soap." said liter Meeter.

"Soapy water my only weakness," said Recalcitrix as he stumbled backward and out the door and on to the street falling in to a pile of dung, in which he vigorously rolled in, to repair the damage.

The Metric Resistance 18:6

"That should be the last we hear from those two cowards," said Recalcitrickx.

"Thank you for saving my boy, and for the circumcision, he surely would have died in the hands of one of those medical professionals."

"What is that you say, a medical professional had take residence in our fair town, I cant stand for one of those wizard who believes in washing tools before preforming circumcisions and promotes a low calorie diet, I will not stand for this treachery. Excuse me ma'am and take care to stay clear of ruffians."

The Metric Resistance 3:28

"We shall return your baby as soon as you tell us its weight in Kilograms," said Gram Meeter to the farmers wife. The woman cries out in distress, "give back my boy you standardizing bastards." Her call is answered by a handsome young lad named Recalcatrix from the farm down the way, he leaps from an apple tree with a scythe in his hand. He points the scythe at the two and demands they release the child or face his wrath.

the two men laugh and beckon him to attack. "Though shall nor breach the 4 meeter sphere around my personage," said Liter Meeter. "I Shall convert your mass from 150 lb. to 30 Kilograms," said Gram Meeter.

Recalcatrix drew back his scythe and said, "You laugh but you have never seen me circumcise an entire herd of Buffalo in under an hour."